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Hm log Humesha PAKISTAN ko 1 acha Mulk nai Samajhte

aur is ki Burai MAIN Lage rehte hn

hanlan k “Pakistan” Duniya Ki Wo Wahid or Azem jagha Hai,

Jahan “Main”rehtii ho

Taliyaaaaan…

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Funny Urdu sms

Funny Urdu sms

1 Bacha Apni Maa Se Pitney k Baad

Papa Aap Ne Koi KaLa ilm Seekha hai Kya?

Papa: NAhi Beta

Bacha phir itni Zalim Bala Pakri Kesi;-):-D:-D;-)

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Funny Urud sms: 3G ho ya 4G kamyabi sirf G-G main hay

Funny urdu sms

3G ho ya 4G
kamyabi sirf G-G main hay….
G Sir G,
G sahab G,
G sarkar G or
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G begum G.

=>Samjhey G:)

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Funny Poetry sms: Arz kiya hai, Aey Sardi itna na itra

Funny Poetry sms

Arz kiya Hai…
Aey sardi
itna na itra…..

Agr,

Himmat Hai To,
June Me a…..:)

wah wah wah
Mehfil loot li Ustad..
Kia Challenge dia he Sardi ko!

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Funny sms: Behtreen Insan Amal se pehchana jata hy

Funny sms

‘Behtreen Insan Amal se pehchana jata hy,
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‘Warna Achi Baten to ‘NAWAZ,SHARIF’ ne b bahut ki thi,,,!
‘Yaad hy na ,,,?

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Pathan sms: 1 Pathan Roz Rat Ko Tahajud K Wqt Uthta

Funny Pathan sms

1 Pathan Roz Rat Ko Tahajud K Wqt Uthta Or Allah Se Ro Ro Kr Dua Krta
Ya Allah Mujy Ulad De De.

15 Saal Tak Girgira k Dua Mangta Raha .
Yahan Tak K Ek Din Us Ke Pas Farishta Aya Or Bola:..

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Khan.. To ny ro ro kar arsh hila dia hy, tujhy Khuda Ka Wasta Hai..
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.Pehly
Shadi to Kr Le… :-)

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Wapda funny sms: Larka Rishte k Liye Larki k Ghar Gaya,

Wapda funny sms

Larka Rishte k Liye Larki k Ghar Gaya,

Larki k Walid Sb: Beta kiya Naam hai?

Larka: jee Ali!

Walid: Mashallah!
kitna parha hai?

Larka: jee MBA kiya hai.

Walid: Bohat khoob!
kahan rehte ho?

Larka: jee Gulshan_e_Iqbal me.

Walid: Mashallah Mashallah! kiya karte Ho?

Larka: Jee WAPDA me job karta hon!

Walid: Uth Kutay   dya putra Teri waja to kal me Apni Beghum di Shalwar paa k Nikal gaya c ovi puthi hoi..

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funny wife sms: Perfect BV

Funny Wife sms

Perfect B.V Na Tang Krti Ha Na Jhot Bolti Ha Na Dokha Deti Ha Na Shak Krti Ha Na pese mangti ha Na shoping pe jati ha Aur Na He ? ? “Is Dunya Me Pai Jati Ha”

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Sardar Funny sms: Sardar in intrview Afsar: Tel me opposite of day

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Sardar in intrview

Afsar: Tel me opposite of day

Sardar:Night

Afsar:Cool

Sardar:warm

Afsar:Ugly

Sardar: pichli

Afsr:I said UGLY

Sardar:I said PICHHLI

Afsr:0h my God

Sardar:0h my devil,

Afsr:bus

Sardar: truck

afsr:Get out

Sardar:Come in
Afsar:U r rejected

Sardar:I am selected,

Afsar: keep quiet.

Sardar: speak tight.

Afsar: go to hell.

Sardar: come to paradise.

Afsar: nikal jao jahil kahin k.

Sardar: andar aao laiq yahin k

Afsar: police ko bulao.

Sardar: Fauj ko bulao.

Afsar: uffff

Sardar: Tuffff.

Afsar.hurrrr

Sardar. Turrrrrr
kuj v kr le aj tu menu fail nai kr sakda.. ;) :-D,

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Funny sms: Pathan ki BV mar gai. wo boht ro raha tha

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Pathan ki BV mar gai.

Wo boht ro raha tha.
Sub ne kaha
“Chup ho jao.
Har aik ko marna hy”
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Pathan bola:
“Hum chup kese kare. Jub Aba mara, to sub log bola, humyn apna aba samjho,

Jub Maa mara, to sub aurat bola, humyn apna maa samjho,

Aaj jub BV mara, to koi aurat nhi bolta k humyn apna BV samjho?

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Husband: Muje smj nhi ati k tm mri Ami jesi rotian Q nhi pkati.

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Hsbnd: Muje smj nhi ati k tm mri Ami jesi rotian Q nhi pkati. .

BV: Q k tm wsa ata nhi ghundte Jsa , , Tmhary aba ghondte thay :P

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Funny sms: Sardar Bank men 500 rupey jma krany gaya

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Sardar Bank men
500 rupey jma
krany gya
Cashiar:Ye to nakli
hy
Srdar:Jama mery
account men hun
Gy tujy taklef hy
Hahahah
Gud Mor9g

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Funny sms: Ek Bridge ka Tender nikla.

Funny sms

Ek Bridge ka Tender nikla.
Ek Chinese ne kaha 30 lakh mein bridge bana dunga.

Authorities ne puchha kaise??

Woh bola:
10 lakh mere,
10 lakh ka material,
10 lakh labour ke.

Pakistani bola:
90 lakh mein bana dunga!!

Authorities ne pucha:
Itna mahenga kyon??

Pakistani bola:
30 lakh mere,
30 lakh aapke.

Authorities bole:
Aur bridge kaun banayega??

Pakistani bola:
Bridge Chinese se banwa lein gay…

And
Pakistani got the contract ..:p

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Hindi sms: India k 1 gaon mein 1 cinema khula.

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India k 1 gaon mein 1 cinema khula.
Gaon walay watan se mohabt krty they

Is liye Unho nay cinema ka naam rakha

“Gandhi G Ki Dhoti”

Ab jab koi nayi film lagti to us ka poster lagta:

“Gandhi G ki Dhoti me “Spiderman”

“Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

“Kuch Kuch hota hai”

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me “Halchal”

“Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

“PHIR HERA PHERI”

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

“RAAZ”

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

“No Entery”

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

“AAG”

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

“3 Idiots”.

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me “EK THA TIGER”

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Dengue Fever: Life Me kitne b Dukh milen

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Life Me kitne b
Dukh milen
Gham milen
apne aansu beh jane dena unhen
rokna mt
Q K

ruke hue pani me hi Dengui  macchar ande deta hai.
Be safe

Shahbaz Sharif:-D

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