1 Pathan England se Apni B.V ko call krta hy,

Pathan sms

1 Pathan England se Apni B.V ko call krta hy,
Nokrani phone Uthati hy
Pathan: Begam Saheba Se Baat krwao
Nokrani: Woh aur Sahab to kmry m baten kr rhy hen.
Pathan: kiyaa..?
Sahab to main hon
Nokrani: Ab main kya kron?
Pathan: Maar de Un dono ko
Nokrani: Is tarah to mujy Jail ho jaye gi
Pathan: Main tumhara viza bhej Raha hon tum England bhag jana
Nokrani ne 2no ko maar dia.
Nokrani: Ab Lashon ka kya kron?
Pathan: Ghar k peechy Nadi me phenk k Airport Aajao,
Nokrani: Ghar k peechy to koi Nadi nhi hy
Pathan: To kya ye 4826442 numbr nhi hy?
Nokrani: Nahi..?
Pathan: Sorry
WRonG NUmbER…:D

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