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1 ameer larki ko exam me garib Family pr mazmun likhne ko kaha gya!

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1 ameer larki ko exam me garib Family pr mazmun likhne ko kaha gya!

Mazmun:
1 garib khandan tha,Bap garib,maa garib,bachy garib!
Ghar me 4 nokar the wo b garib
Car b tuti phuti B.M.W thi!
Bachon k pas purane iPhone thy!
Ghar me 4 2nd hand AC the!
Sara Khandan bari mushkil se aish kar raha tha…:-D

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Nawaz Sharif jee zara Halaf jaldi lay lain

Politics sms

Nawaz Sharif jee zara Halaf jaldi
lay lain……

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Qoum
confused hai ke load shedding
pe gaaliyaan kis ko dain…????

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Teri meri . . Meri teri . . Light aani hai mushkil . .

Load Shedding sms

Teri meri . .
Meri teri . .
Light aani hai mushkil . .
2 ghanto mein b kabhi na aay . .
Ek pankha aur ek balab ki ye kahani hai nai..
2 galio se ye bayaan na ho pay. .

Sara din beet jay . .
Sari raat jagayay. .

Bas khayal bijli ka . .
Lamha lamha tarpay . .

Yeh tarp keh rahi hai mar jay ye zardari
Tere mere darmyan ki ye bemari, Aaaaaaaa……
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<(:)>
JL
Pareshan mat ho yar
Aa jay gi Li8…

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Larki k baghair guzara ho jata hai,

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Larki k baghair guzara ho jata hai,

But Bijli tere begair guzara b Nahi hota… :(

I Love u Bijli.
Kaha ho janeman ajao na plzz… :(
Misng u swet heart

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Pathan ko TEHRIK-E-INSAF ki taraf se msg aya:

Pathan funny sms

Pathan ko
TEHRIK-E-INSAF
ki taraf se msg aya:
“Kya aap Imran Khan k saath hen?
“Pathan ne reply kia:
“Nhi hum ghar pr hy
ammi k sath matar chhilwa rha hy..

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Sardar Ka Abba Mr Gya

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Sardar Ka Abba Mr Gya

1 sardar Bola:
Abba Meno v ly janda

Phr 2-4 Or Boly:
Abba sano v ly janda

Pthan:
Chup Ho Jao Kanjro Aabby nu ja k set tey ho lain deo..:

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Damaadon ki Mohabbat Azmany k liye un k samny Darya

Husband Wife sms

SAAS ne apny 3
Damaadon ki Mohabbat Azmany k liye un k samny Darya me chalang laga di…

1st Damaad ne us ko bacha lia…
Us ko saas ki taraf se CAR mil gai..

2nd day yehi drama hoa…
2nd Damaad ne bacha lia…
Usay Motor Cycle inam mili..

3rd day repeated..
3rd damaad ne socha mery liye “Cycle” hi reh gai hy…

kia zarurat hy Budhi ko bachany ki

SAAS doob gai…

Agly din Us Damaad ko
“PRADO” mil gai..
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SUSSAR ki taraf sy

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Na Hath Tham Saka Na Pakr Saka Us Ka Daaman

Funny Election sms

Na Hath Tham Saka Na Pakr Saka Us Ka
Daaman

Bohat khamoshi se Chala Gaya Koi meri Jaib Kaat Kr
(”.)/ O ani dia
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_/ /_id card te de ja me vote pna e bat nu

(-_-)
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/ ยก_ happy elaction 2013

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Ranjha Ne Bansuri Bajai Heer Daur K Aai

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Ranjha Ne Bansuri Bajai
Heer Daur K Aai
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Majnu Ne Been Bajai
Laila Bhag K Aai
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HUM Ne Sirf Seeti Bajai,
Wo apnay abu ko Lay Aai:,
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chacha qasam le lo main to kabutar urra raha tha

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Mere Traf se Sub L0g0n Ko Election Ka

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Mere Traf se Sub L0g0n Ko Election Ka Chand Raat Mubarak :D

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If you do not have a wife you are missing something in your life.

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If you do not have a wife you are missing something in your life.

But if you have a wife you are missing everything in your life.

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Hazraat 1 zruri elan suniye,

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Hazraat
1 zruri elan suniye,
1 hseena
jiski umr 220 saal hy,
hr bar ki trah
is bar b ghr se gaib ho gai hy,
Maa ka naam
WAPDA
or baap ka
PEPCO btati hy,
uska naam galati se
Bijli rakh dia gya hy,
jisy b mily,
KHUDA k liye us k susral (Pakistan)
bhijwa dein,

faqat,
uski saas AWAAM

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Police: Hamen Ap K Ghar Ki Talashi Leni Hai Pata chala Hai k Ap K

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Police: Hamen Ap K Ghar Ki Talashi Leni Hai Pata chala Hai k Ap K Ghar Main dhamaka khaiz mawad Hai

Aadmi: Khabar To Pakki Hai Mgr Abhi Wo Maikay Gai Hui Hai.

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Student: Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,Math men Q Nhi?

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Student:
Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,Math men Q Nhi?

Sir:
Zyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hoja Warna 5,7 dhar dunga 6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir ajynge!
studnt:sir g urdu,english hi theek hy
math waqai bakwas subject hy:

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After to after in system of education.

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After to after in system of education.

* SCHOOL*
Yeh Dunya yeh Mehfil Mere Kam ki nhi!

*TUTION*
Idhar chala men udhar chala janay kahan men kidhar chala?

*MATHS*
Ajeeb Dastan ha yeh
kahan shiru kahan khatm :-/

*SCIENCE*
Aa khushi se khudkashi kar le.

*EXAM*
Choti Choti Ratyn lambi hojati han…

*Result*
KARAM MAANGTA HON
ATAA MAANGTA HON ,

*Pass*
Aaj lagta ha men hawa men hon
Aaj itni khusi mili ha :-P

*Fail*
Chann se jo Tootay koi Sapna
Jag Soona Soona lagay..
Asalam o alikum

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