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Pathan: Tumhara Pen me Ink nahi hai kia?

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Pathan: Tumhara Pen me Ink nahi hai kia?

Girl: andhe ho kia?
Chal to rAha hai,,
Pathan: Acha to Phir apna number likh k dikhao,
<(‘,’)
/’ />O teri kher
_/ / bchi sy nmbr leny ka nia treqa.

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Lady To Dukandar: Aisa Sabun Do Jo Kam Ghise Or Nahane K Baad Chehre Pay Laali Laye.

Funny jokes sms

Lady To Dukandar:
Aisa Sabun Do Jo Kam Ghise Or Nahane K Baad Chehre Pay Laali Laye.

Dukandar Naukar Sy:
Madam Ko Ek Eent Ka Tukra Day Do.:-)

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Is waqt ka sb se aham sawal

Funny Load Shedding sms

Is waqt ka sb se aham sawal

Q.kya Ap ki light aa rahi hy?
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Agr is ka jawab “NAHI” hy to is ka matlab hy
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Tera gham mera gham ek jaisa sanam…;-)  ENJOY FULL GERMI

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Mom to children: Jo meri baat maany ga aor meray

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Mom to children:
Jo meri baat maany ga aor meray

aagy bilkul Nhi boly ga
Main ussy Gift doon gi

Chota Bacha:

Lo ji.

Iss tarah to saary Gift abu k. . !

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Funny sms: Kabhi dukhi ho to apni shadi ki

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“\(‘.’)/”
)( Mil Gaya
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“\(‘,’)/”
)( Ho Ho Ho
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(,”)
_/((\_ Mil Gaya
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(“,)
_/))\_ Lala Lala
_/”>

(‘,’)>
_/)( Mil Gaya
<”\_

<(‘,’)
)(\_ Dhink Chika
_/”> Dhink Chika

(‘,’)
_/)(\_
_/”>Hai Hai Hai Hai

“\(‘,’)/”
)( Ha Ha Ha Ha
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(‘,’)
_/)(\_ Mil Gaya
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“\(‘,’)/”
)( Yaa
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Mil Gaya

Fazool sms Parhne Wala

Ek Aur bawaquf Mil Gaya ye ap ho jnb

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Ye Khamoshi Ye Tareek Raatain

Load Shedding sms

Ye Khamoshi
Ye Tareek Raatain

Ye Doobte Huay Arman

Ye Jaltay Diay

Ye Bujhti Shammen

Ye Kuch Or Nahi

Sirf

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“WAPDA”

Ki full Begherti Hai :)

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Pathan: Tumhara Pen me Ink nahi hai kia?

Funny Pathan sms

Pathan: Tumhara Pen me Ink nahi hai kia?

Girl: andhe ho kia?
Chal to rAha hai,,
Pathan: Acha to Phir apna number likh k dikhao,
<(‘,’)
/’ />O teri kher
_/ / bchi sy nmbr leny ka nia treqa.

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1 makhi apny ghar brri buri halat me pohnchi

Funny Sheikh sms

1 makhi apny ghar brri buri halat me pohnchi
Ghar waly:
kya hua?
Makhi:
Haaye!

Sheikhan d chaa wich dig pai ci

Onna ne choos choos k mat mar ditti.

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Funny sms: Ay December Chakkar la lya kr yar teri mehrbani

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Ay December
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Chakkar la lya kr yar teri mehrbani. To ty naraz he ho gya ay. Qasmay bari garmi ay… :(

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Funny sms: Bacha: Ammi 10rupy hain?

Summer Season sms

Bacha:Ammi 10rupy hain?

Ammi:Apne abbu se lelo

Bacha:Abbu 10rupy do

Abbu:Apne  chachu se lelo

Bacha: Chachu plz meje 10rupy dedo

Chachu:Beta khule nahi hain chachi se lelo

Bacha:Chachi ap k pas 10rupy hain

Chachi:Han hain beta d0n kya?

Bacha:Nahi apni Qabar me lejao salo..
Qulfi  wala chala bhi gaya.

Happy germi season

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Ramzan: Pakistani Mahireen Or Ulma Se Ye Sabit Ho Chuka Hai K

Ramzan sms

Express Breaking News:

Pakistani
Mahireen Or
Ulma Se Ye Sabit Ho Chuka Hai K,
10 JULY 2013 Ko
Rat K Waqt 3 Ya 3:30 Baje K Ird Gird
1 Awaz Gonje Gi Jis Py Tamam Log Neend Se Bedaar Ho Jaen Ge Sirf Gair Muslim Py Koi Asar Nahi Hoga
Awaz Kuch Is Trah Ki Hogi
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ROZY DAROO ALLAH NABI K Piyaro Sehri Ka Waqt Ho Chuka hai

Ghor Se Parhny Ka Shukriya:-)-)

“Advance Ramzan Mubarak”

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Biwi: suniye ji apka dost eik pagal larki se shadi kar raha hai

Husband Wife funny sms

Biwi: suniye ji apka dost eik pagal larki se shadi kar raha hai
ap osy roktay Q nahi? Husband:
mien Q rokon?
mujhy roka tha kia.
Meri vari ty bra nach da c…

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Friend: If a lion attacks your mother-in-law and your wife

Husband Wife funny sms

Friend: If a lion attacks your mother-in-law and your wife, whom would you save first?
Husband: The lion….. of course!

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1 pathan ne ek Admi ko thaper mara,

Funny Pathan sms

1 pathan ne ek Admi ko thaper mara,
Dono ko adalat mein le jaya gaya,
Juj ne pathan ko saza sunai k tum 50 rupe jurmana aada karo,
Pathan ne 100 rupe de ker ek thaper Juj ko bhi maar dia,

<OR>

:Bola :

Dono 50, 50 kar lo humary pas khulle nhi hn..!!

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