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Funny Poetry sms: Arz kiya hai, Aey Sardi itna na itra

Funny Poetry sms

Arz kiya Hai…
Aey sardi
itna na itra…..

Agr,

Himmat Hai To,
June Me a…..:)

wah wah wah
Mehfil loot li Ustad..
Kia Challenge dia he Sardi ko!

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Hindi sms: India k 1 gaon mein 1 cinema khula.

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India k 1 gaon mein 1 cinema khula.
Gaon walay watan se mohabt krty they

Is liye Unho nay cinema ka naam rakha

“Gandhi G Ki Dhoti”

Ab jab koi nayi film lagti to us ka poster lagta:

“Gandhi G ki Dhoti me “Spiderman”

“Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

“Kuch Kuch hota hai”

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me “Halchal”

“Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

“PHIR HERA PHERI”

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

“RAAZ”

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

“No Entery”

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

“AAG”

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

“3 Idiots”.

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me “EK THA TIGER”

Pathan English k exam me Fail hogaya. Translations ki waja se:

Pathan Funny sms

Pathan English k exam me Fail hogaya.
Translations ki waja se:

1) Wo meri nawasi hai?
(She is my eighty nine)

2) Me ek Aam Admi hun?
(I am a Mango man)

3) Mujhe English Aati hai?
(English comes to me)

4) Mera Ta’lluq Haripur Hazara se hai?
(I belong to Green Pur Thousand)

5) Mera mazaq mat urao?
(Dont fly my joke)

6) Badalta hai rang aasman kaisay kaisay?
(Change the colour sky how how)

Aur akhri translate to tabahi tha:-)

7) Karachi ki Sarak par Goliyan chal rahi hain?
(Tablets are walking on the road of karachi)

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Ek Mirasi rozay nhi rakhta tha.

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Ek Mirasi rozay nhi rakhta tha.
Us k peer ny kaha tum roza rakho main wada karta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.
Us ny roza rakha.
Sara din bari mushkil sy guzara.
Sham ko roza khol kay peer k paas chala gya.
Peer ny kaha mango kya mangtay ho?
Woh hath baandh kr bola peer saaein Sawery EID krwa dyo.!

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Ameer Larkay ny apni grlfrnd sy gift manga

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Ameer Larkay ny apni grlfrnd sy gift manga,

Larki ny apni totti hoi joti ka talwa day diya,

Larka wo talwa lay kr sunar k pas gaya or kaha:
‘Ye chandi k box me saja do’

Sunar nay 2 din ka time diya.

2 din baad jab larka leny aya to sunar nay pocha:
‘ye kis buzurg ki jouti ka talwa hai?’

Larka:
‘ye buzurg ka nahi meri girlfriend ki jouti ka talwa hay’

Sunar:
‘begairt pehly Q nahi bataya hum sab ghar walon nay is ko 3,3 dafa dho k piya ha

NEWS k mutabiq ye bat sabit hui hy,

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NEWS k mutabiq ye bat sabit hui hy,
.
K
.
Larkay Larkiyon se ziyada naik hen,
.
.
Kion
.
K
.
Jab koi Larka kisi Larki ko dekhta hy,
To
Us ki zuban se foran ye nikalta hy,
.
(MASHA’ALLAH)
(SUBHAN’ALLAH)
.
.
Kitni pyari hy,
.
.
.
.
Jab k koi Larki kisi Larkey ko dekhti hy,
To kehti hy,
.
(Kamina)
(Kutta)
(Zalil)
.
Jab dekho ghorta hi rehta hy,
.
.
.
isi liye Larkon ko ziyada naik Qarar de dia gaya hy.
.
<EXPRESS NEWS> har Larki par nazar….

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