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Pehle main b in baton ko nhi manta tha…

Load Shedding sms

Pehle main b in baton ko nhi manta tha….
lekin,….

Ye msg 10 logo ko send krne se ap k dil ko sukoon milega….,.

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“Lakh di Laanat WAPDA ty…”:D:D:D…

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American: Hm log ab computer k zarye vote dalte hn.

Insult sms

Worlds Election

American: Hm log ab computer k zarye vote dalte hn.
German: Hm log net k zarye vote dalte hn.
Indian: Hm log aram k 7 line me khare ho kr vote dalte hn.

And

Pak¡sTaN:
abe hum to ghar pe aram se so rahe hote hen
aur
hamara vote dal chuka hota he
ye hoti he technology.
Jahil Angrezo 🙂

Shohr: begam jaldi khana Lagao Bhook Lagi Hy

Insult sms

A public msg 4 All

Shohr: begam jaldi khana  Lagao  Bhook Lagi Hy ~¿~

Begam: Gas Nahi Hy

Shohr:To Hetar Pe paka Lyte
Begam: Bijli Nahi th¿

Shohr: bata Car ki Chabi lo ar Hotel se ly aao
Beta: Papa CNG band hy

Shohr:Mere Sath Bike Pah Chalo
Beta: Papa Doubl Sawari Pe Pabandi hy
ShOhr: mere Mobail se khane ka Order kar du
Beta: Mobile Servise band Hay
Shohr: Had Ho Gai,
Pakistan Me kuch zinda bi Hay
Begam: Han je,

kal bhi Bhutto Zinda Tha
Aaj bhi Bhutto Zinda Hy..¿?

1947 Ki Azadi 1965 Ki Jung 1971 K Bangla Desh Ki Judai

Independence day sms

1947 Ki Azadi

1965 Ki Jung

1971 K Bangla Desh Ki Judai

1977 K Marshal Law

1999 K Hangami Halat

2002 Ki Amrican War

2005 K Zalzaly

2010 Ka Selab

2011 Ki Mehngai
Bhok
Pyas
Khud Kush &
Drone Hamly
Or
Load Sheding
Me
Bachny Wali DHEET Qoam Ko 2
din pehly
JASHAN-E-AZADI MUBARAK HO.

 

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Today we have bigger houses but small families

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Some unrefusable facts

Today we have bigger houses but small families
More degrees but less common sense
Advanced medicines but poor health
Touched moon but no contact with neighbour
High income but less peace of mind
Because We Believe IN ALLAH But We Don’t Obey ALLAH
Just a little thought!…!

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U.A.E: 60% discount on all food items.

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Blessing of Ramazan….

U.A.E:
60% discount on all food items.

INDIA:
Only Muslims k liye!
60% discount and Milk 25 and Sugar 25 Price.

QATAR:
Every food item will sell on its Cost price.

KUWAIT:
50% discount or ‘Buy 1 get 1’ free on all food items!

SAUDIA:
30% discount on all food items.

BANGLADESH:
5% Discount!

PAKISTAN:
150% increase in the price of food items!

Shame on Pakistani Government…….
Shame on being Pakistani too….
Forward as Many as Possible…..
Thank you…..

A rich man was enjoying long drive when he saw

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A rich man was enjoying long drive when he saw 2 men eating grass by road side. He stopped and asked them Why are you eating grass?
Poor men: We don’t have any money
Rich: Oh, come with me
Poor: But sir, I have a wife & 2 children.!
Rich: Bring them along..
2nd Poor: But sir, i have a wife & 6 children.!
Rich: Bring them as well.!
And they all sat in the car
On their way, 1 of the poor men asked: sir, you are too kind, thank you for taking all of us with you
Rich man replied No, you don’t understand grass in my lawn is 2 feet tall.:)
Dedicated to all
Politicians & Leaders of Pakistan.

There are SEVEN NUCLEAR POWERS in world.

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There are SEVEN NUCLEAR POWERS in world. 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th & 6th Nuclear Countries are thinking on how to do advancements in Space & to make a permanent station on Moon.
&
7th Nuclear Power is debating on “Load shedding”, “new provinces”, “Ramzan ka chand”, “polio ke qatry Halal ya Haram?” “Iodine mila namak or bhanj pan?”
“Cheif justice hero ya zero?”
“Nokia ya IPad?”
“Cheapest calling and sms pakages”
“Veena malik”, “Rehman Malik” “Riaz Malik”
“Tuk Tuk Misbah”, “Zubaida Apa”
And
“POGO.????”
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WHAT A CONTRAST
Keep smiling