Browse Category: School College SMS

Woh kon c cheez h jo insan ki

Funny SMS

Teacher:Wo Kon C Chez H Jo Insan Ki Izzat Ko MazbootiSe thamy Rakhti Hy . . . . . Student: . . . . “NAARA”
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Teacher:Fityy mon tery ty

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1 ameer larki ko exam me garib Family pr mazmun likhne ko kaha gya!

Exam sms

1 ameer larki ko exam me garib Family pr mazmun likhne ko kaha gya!

Mazmun:
1 garib khandan tha,Bap garib,maa garib,bachy garib!
Ghar me 4 nokar the wo b garib
Car b tuti phuti B.M.W thi!
Bachon k pas purane iPhone thy!
Ghar me 4 2nd hand AC the!
Sara Khandan bari mushkil se aish kar raha tha…:-D

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After to after in system of education.

Funny sms urdu

After to after in system of education.

* SCHOOL*
Yeh Dunya yeh Mehfil Mere Kam ki nhi!

*TUTION*
Idhar chala men udhar chala janay kahan men kidhar chala?

*MATHS*
Ajeeb Dastan ha yeh
kahan shiru kahan khatm :-/

*SCIENCE*
Aa khushi se khudkashi kar le.

*EXAM*
Choti Choti Ratyn lambi hojati han…

*Result*
KARAM MAANGTA HON
ATAA MAANGTA HON ,

*Pass*
Aaj lagta ha men hawa men hon
Aaj itni khusi mili ha 😛

*Fail*
Chann se jo Tootay koi Sapna
Jag Soona Soona lagay..
Asalam o alikum

Teacher: What is difference between ‘Love Letter’ and ‘Exam Paper

Student Teacher sms

Teacher: What is difference between ‘Love Letter’ and ‘Exam Paper’?? 😉

Student:

LOVE:
Hazaaron Khayal, Jinhe Lafzon main nahi Likh Paatay..
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EXAM:
Hazaaron Lafz Likhne Parte hain, jo Khayalon main bhi nahi aatay!!:D

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US Dollar was increased to 96/-

Student Funny sms

US Dollar was increased to 96/-

Petrol was increased to 103/-

Aata 680

Suger 120

But Thanks God
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Passing marks are still 33.
:-D;-)

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Ek student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye mager usay fail kar dia gya.

Exam sms

Ek student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye mager usay fail kar dia gya.

1. Tipu sultan kis larai man shaheed hoey?
Ans: apni last larai main
2. Aelan-e-azadi par dastakhat kahn hoay?
Ans: safhay k aakhir main
3. Talaaq ki bari waja kia hoti he?
Ans: shadi :
4. daryae sindh kahan behta he?
Ans: zameen par
5 . 8 logon man 3 aam kesy divide karen gay?
Ans: milk shake bana kar
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_/ \_dekh yar thek ty dity c jwb fr v kmbkhtan ny fail kardita:-(
tere naseeb mein yahi hai beta.