Exam SMS
Ek student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye mager usay fail kar dia gya.
Exam sms
Ek student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye mager usay fail kar dia gya.
1. Tipu sultan kis larai man shaheed hoey?
Ans: apni last larai main
2. Aelan-e-azadi par dastakhat kahn hoay?
Ans: safhay k aakhir main
3. Talaaq ki bari waja kia hoti he?
Ans: shadi :
4. daryae sindh kahan behta he?
Ans: zameen par
5 . 8 logon man 3 aam kesy divide karen gay?
Ans: milk shake bana kar
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_/ \_dekh yar thek ty dity c jwb fr v kmbkhtan ny fail kardita:-(
tere naseeb mein yahi hai beta.
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Punjabi students at the time of exams
Exam sms
Punjabi students at the time of exams
aa v ho gya
aa v ho gya
aa v ho gya
te aa v ho gya
& at the time of result
0h teri aa ki ho gya? 
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1 student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab dye mgr usy fail kr dia gaya.
Exam sms
1 student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab dye mgr usy fail kr dia gaya.
Swalon k jawab Ye thy,
1.Tipu Sultan ks larai me shaheed huy.?
Ans: apni last larai me,
2.Elan-e-azadi pr dastakhat kahan huy?
Ans: safhay k aakhir me,
3 .Talaq ki bari wajah kia hoti hy?
Ans: SHADI,
4 .daryae sindh kahan behta hy?
Ans: zameen pr,
5 .Ap 8 logon me 3 AAM kesay divide karen ge?
Ans: milk shake bana kr.
yahan to talent ki koi qadar hee ni...
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Thousands of yesterdays go,
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Thousands of yesterdays go,
Thousands of todays go,
Thousands of tomorrows come,
But the Believe of STUDENT remain same,
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"Kal Se Pakka Parhain Gay"... 
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Answers of a Brilliant Student who obtained 0% Marks but he answered correctly.
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Answers of a Brilliant Student who obtained 0% Marks but he answered correctly.
Q. In which battle did Napolean died ?
Ans> His last battle.
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Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed ?
Ans> At the Bottom of the Page.
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Q. River Ganga flows in which state ?
Ans> Liquid.
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Q. What is the main reason for Divorce ?
Ans> Marriage.
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Q. What is the main reason for Failure ?
Ans> Examinations:)
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R0kng stdnt lyf :) cheatng in exam :p
Exam sms
R0kng stdnt lyf 
cheatng in exam :p
Boy 1 "Ye kia likha hai??"
Boy 2 "Jo word samajh aa raha hai wo likh
Jo nahi aa raha
Uska aisa hi design bana day"
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Lagta Nhi Hai Dil Mera Ab Kisi SAWAAL Me
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Student Ghazal
Lagta Nhi Hai Dil Mera Ab Kisi SAWAAL Me
Kis Ki bani Hai Is Examination Hall Me
Waqt-e-Daraz Mang K Laye Thay 3 Ghantey
1 Short Questons Me Kat Gaya, 2 Lengthi Sawal Me
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In Farmulon Se Keh 2 Kahin Or Ja Basein
Itni Jagah Kahan Hai Dimagh-e-Khrab Me
Kitna Hai Bad Naseeb Student NAQAL K Liye
Do Kaghaz K Tukre Na Miley Poorey Hall Me
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Ek Din Jab Wo Humse Mile tO
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Ek Din Jab Wo Humse Mile tO
Bole;
Kya Humein Yaad karte hO..?
Ab Unhe kOn Btaye k Yaad krna Itna Asaan hOta,
tO..
Hum Apni Class mein tOp Na Kar Lete..
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Likhna Parhna chhad dey bandya, Nekiyan tey rakh aass..
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Likhna Parhna chhad dey bandya, Nekiyan tey rakh aass..
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Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass...!!
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Students ka sufiana kalaam....!!:-D
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A guy tells his friend that check my result at the university
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A guy tells his friend that check my result at the university and come back and tell me my grades. But I will be with my father so if I failed in one subject say "Muslim says Asalam o Alaikum", if I failed in two say "Muslimeen says Asalam o Alaikum".
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the friend comes from the university and says "Ummat e Muslima says Asalam o Alaikum" 
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Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to the number of days
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Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to the number of days left for EXAMZ, Where the kal parhun ga" remains constant.
StuDeNTs 1st law of tension:-D
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Height of good luck
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Height of good luck
teacher: Hey! Stand up, tell me two pronouns
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Student: who? Me?
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Teacher: very good, sit down
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Teacher : Kisi aisi jaga ka name batao jahan bohat sary log
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Teacher :
Kisi aisi jaga ka name batao jahan bohat sary log hon phir b ap
Tanha feel karty ho..
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Student :
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Examination hall:p
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A special prayer of today
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Prove that 2/10=2
student OF Islamabad: Wrong question.
Faisalabad k student: nhi hosakta.
Student of Abbottabad: It's strange, how is it possible?
and
Student of bzu:
Two/ Ten =
wo / en
T se T cancel.
( w= 23rd letter, o= 15th letter)
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(e= 5th letter, n= 14th letter)
So
=23+15 / 5+14
=38 / 19
=2
Zakrianz never ask.,.
Ques kya hai?
They only ask,
ans kya le ker ana hai? %)
Dedicated to all bzu studnts 
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If girl fails in exams then directly marriage
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If girl fails in exams then directly marriage
but
if boy fails in exams then directly workshop
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kia ye khula tazad nahi..;-)
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