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1 ameer larki ko exam me garib Family pr mazmun likhne ko kaha gya!

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1 ameer larki ko exam me garib Family pr mazmun likhne ko kaha gya!

Mazmun:
1 garib khandan tha,Bap garib,maa garib,bachy garib!
Ghar me 4 nokar the wo b garib
Car b tuti phuti B.M.W thi!
Bachon k pas purane iPhone thy!
Ghar me 4 2nd hand AC the!
Sara Khandan bari mushkil se aish kar raha tha…:-D

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Student: Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,Math men Q Nhi?

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Student:
Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,Math men Q Nhi?

Sir:
Zyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hoja Warna 5,7 dhar dunga 6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir ajynge!
studnt:sir g urdu,english hi theek hy
math waqai bakwas subject hy:

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Teacher: What is difference between ‘Love Letter’ and ‘Exam Paper

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Teacher: What is difference between ‘Love Letter’ and ‘Exam Paper’?? ;)

Student:

LOVE:
Hazaaron Khayal, Jinhe Lafzon main nahi Likh Paatay..
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EXAM:
Hazaaron Lafz Likhne Parte hain, jo Khayalon main bhi nahi aatay!!:D

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Teacher: Sach or Veham mai kiya farq hai?

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Teacher: Sach or Veham mai kiya farq hai?
Student: Ap jo hamain parha rahi hain wo sach hai, laykin hum sab parh rahay hain ye apka veham hai.

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US Dollar was increased to 96/-

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US Dollar was increased to 96/-

Petrol was increased to 103/-

Aata 680

Suger 120

But Thanks God
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Passing marks are still 33.
:-D;-)

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Mujhe phir se school ka basta thama do na

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Mujhe phir se school ka basta
thama do na,

~*~”BaBa”~*~

Mujhe zindgi ka sabaq boht mushkil lagta hai.

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Leave Application By A Nursery class Boy..

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Leave Application By A Nursery class Boy..,
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Dear Mish,
Mein ne shtool nai ana, :’(
Nai ana, :’(
Nai ana, :’(
Nai ana, :’(
Thank u..,
Bash me ne ni ana ;)

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Three signs of being a student.

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Three signs of being a student.

1: Stressed.
2: Depressed
3: But still well-dressed :D :-p

teacher: ksne chand pr pehla kadaM rkha tha.?

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teacher: ksne chand pr pehla kadaM rkha tha.?

stUdent: Neil arMstrong, teachr: gUd, or doosra.?

StUdent: dosra v oney e rkhya c, o kera langra c…;)

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Ek student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye mager usay fail kar dia gya.

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Ek student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye mager usay fail kar dia gya.

1. Tipu sultan kis larai man shaheed hoey?
Ans: apni last larai main
2. Aelan-e-azadi par dastakhat kahn hoay?
Ans: safhay k aakhir main
3. Talaaq ki bari waja kia hoti he?
Ans: shadi :
4. daryae sindh kahan behta he?
Ans: zameen par
5 . 8 logon man 3 aam kesy divide karen gay?
Ans: milk shake bana kar
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_/ \_dekh yar thek ty dity c jwb fr v kmbkhtan ny fail kardita:-(
tere naseeb mein yahi hai beta.

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agi hai jo AAG dil mein sari dunia ko laga don ga

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Lagi hai jo AAG dil mein sari dunia ko laga don ga

Jo na mila LAPTOP to 2no GANJY uraa don ga:@:@

“Saaadaaaaaaa Haq Ethe Rakh”

From..
Wehlay Students

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Teacher, koi esa mohekma batao jahan aurtain kaam nahee karten?

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Koi esa mohekama batao jahan

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A Teacher Went To A Restaurant,

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Side effect of teaching!
A Teacher Went To A Restaurant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot What It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
” khany ka Syllabus Lana Zara”……
Dedicated 2 Teachers

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Johny johny yes papa… Job in teaching.

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Johny johny
yes papa…
Job in teaching.
yes papa.
Lot of tension
yes papa.
Too much work
yes papa.
Family life
no papa.
BP sugar
high papa.
Yearly bonus
joke papa.
Annual pay
low papa.
Personal life
lost papa.
Promotion incentive hahahaha…???
Dedicated to all teachers..;

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Ek Khubsurat Teachr ne 3 Bcho ko Thapr Mara

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Ek Khubsurat Teachr ne 3 Bcho ko Thapr Mara

Punjabi Bacha: Sori Mam

Pathan Bacha: Hamara Kia Glti Hai Mam
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Multani : Aaaaahhh!
Maza Agya..:-):-P

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