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SEVEN promises should be taken before choosing BBA.

School College sms

SEVEN promises should be taken before choosing BBA.

1: I have already enjoyed my life in childhood and d0n’t want to enj0y anym0re …
2: I love tensions …
3: I love to work on Sundays and holidays …
4: I want to take revenge from my self …
5: I don’t want to marry before 35 …
6: I want to study until my death …
7: I don’t want black hair on my head anymore or even hair at all.

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Height of good luck

Student Teacher sms

Height of good luck

teacher: Hey! Stand up, tell me two pronouns
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Student: who? Me?
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Teacher: very good, sit down :D

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3 Signs to identify the teacher

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3 Signs to identify the teacher
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1. Stressed

2.Depressed

3. Still Well Dressed.;-)

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Rocking quote by a tired student

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Rocking quote by a tired student:
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I want a 6 month vacation…
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twice in a year.

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Teacher : Kisi aisi jaga ka name batao jahan bohat sary log

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Teacher :
Kisi aisi jaga ka name batao jahan bohat sary log hon phir b ap
Tanha feel karty ho..
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Student :

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Examination hall:p

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Wo teacher tha, magar us ki samaj aai na thi

Urdu Poetry sms

Wo teacher tha, magar us ki samaj aai na thi
k “time pass” ka aalam raha,Parhai na thi
k theoriyaan thi,concept they,laws b they magar
parhaanay walay mein sb kuch tha,bs parhai na thi
doraan e lecture us k hath mein thi aik qalam
qalam b wo jo board pr kbi chalai na thi
kisay lataar rha tha wo dant’ta hua pal
ye dant sb ne suni sharam magar aai na thi
kbi ye haal k sotay huay guzra lectr
k neend itni gehri is se pehle aai na thi

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Ek Din Jab Wo Humse Mile tO Bole

Jokes sms

Ek Din Jab Wo Humse Mile tO
Bole
Kya Humein Yaad karte hO
Ab Unhe kOn Btaye k Yaad krna Itna Asaan hOta
tO
Hum Apni Class mein tOp Na
Kar Lete

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Question: Define LOVE & explain in detail? (10 marks)

Exam sms

Question: Define LOVE & explain in detail? (10 marks)

MBA Student’s Ans: Love is life. (marks 2/10)
Engineering Student’s Ans: Love is pain. (marks 2/10)

Psychology Student’s Ans:
Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of one or both depending on the resistance associated.

TYPES:
1 sided &
2 sided

AGE:
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age.

SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction

DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile

TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE Therapy by Father’s Shoe
or
Mother’s Sandle.
(marks 10/10):-D

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1 Ameer Lrki Ko School My Gharib Khandan pe Essay Likne Ko Kaha Gya

Exam sms

1 Ameer Lrki Ko School My Gharib Khandan pe Essay Likne Ko Kaha Gya
ESSAY:
“1 Gharib Khandan tha baap Gharib Maa Gharib
Bachay Garib khandan ma 4 Nokar thy
Wo bi Gharib
Car b Tooti Hui BMW thi
Un ka Garib Driver Bchon ko usi Tooti Car ma School Chor Kay Ata tha
Bachon k pas Purane N97 Mobile thy.
Bachay Hafte me sirf 3 bar Hi Kfc ma Khana khatay thy
Ghar m sirf 4 2nd Hand A.C thy
Sara khandan Bari Mushkil se Aish kr rha tha…;)

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Love Story of A Matric STUDENT Me 3 saal ka tha wo peda hui

Student sms

Love Story of A Matric STUDENT
Me 3 saal ka tha wo peda hui
Maine skool admshn lia vo 2 sal ki thi
Me primary me tha wo prep me thi
Me midle me tha wo primary me thi
Me matric me tha wo midl me thi
Me Matric me tha wo Matric me thi
Me Matric me tha wo F.A me thi
Me Matric me tha wo B.A me thi
Me mtaric me tha wo M.A me thi
Me Matric me tha wo P.H.D me thi
Me Matric me tha wo Doctor ban gai
kal uski Shadi hy or mera.
Matric ka paper ha.

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Teacher: Tum paper me fail kiun hoye main ne sawal me choice di to thi?

Teacher Student sms

Teacher: Tum paper me fail kiun hoye main ne sawal me choice di to thi?

Student: khak choice thi
Question tha write an essay on any 1

a)Zardari
b)Street Dog

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Teacher: Define Newton’s Law?

Student Teacher sms

Teacher: Define Newton’s Law..?

Sardar: Pora Nahi Aata…
Aakhir Se YAD Hai…

Teacher: Chalo Aakhir Se Suna Do…

Sardar: And This Is Called Newton’s Law…

 

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Teacher: Which Is The Best Month To Study?

Student Teacher sms

Teacher: Which Is The Best Month To Study?
Studnt: Octembruary..

Teacher: Don’t Be Silly, There Is No Such Month.

Studnt: Exactly.!:-D

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A student is not the 1 who reads the book before an Exam

Student Teacher sms

Define Student…?
A student is not the 1 who reads the book before an Exam.
But writes a new book during
The Exam. :-D

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Aaj Bohat dino baad kitab kholi to pata chala Faraz

Funny sms

Aaj Bohat dino baad kitab kholi to pata chala Faraz

A v nai aanda :(

A v nai aanda :(

A v nai aanda :(

A v nai aanda :(

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A v nai aanda :(

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