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Funny sms: Ek Bridge ka Tender nikla.

Funny sms

Ek Bridge ka Tender nikla.
Ek Chinese ne kaha 30 lakh mein bridge bana dunga.

Authorities ne puchha kaise??

Woh bola:
10 lakh mere,
10 lakh ka material,
10 lakh labour ke.

Pakistani bola:
90 lakh mein bana dunga!!

Authorities ne pucha:
Itna mahenga kyon??

Pakistani bola:
30 lakh mere,
30 lakh aapke.

Authorities bole:
Aur bridge kaun banayega??

Pakistani bola:
Bridge Chinese se banwa lein gay…

And
Pakistani got the contract ..:p

Hindi sms: India k 1 gaon mein 1 cinema khula.

Hindi funny sms

India k 1 gaon mein 1 cinema khula.
Gaon walay watan se mohabt krty they

Is liye Unho nay cinema ka naam rakha

“Gandhi G Ki Dhoti”

Ab jab koi nayi film lagti to us ka poster lagta:

“Gandhi G ki Dhoti me “Spiderman”

“Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

“Kuch Kuch hota hai”

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me “Halchal”

“Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

“PHIR HERA PHERI”

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

“RAAZ”

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

“No Entery”

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

“AAG”

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

“3 Idiots”.

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me “EK THA TIGER”

A Sardar Introduces His Family

Funny Sardar sms

A Sardar Introduces His Family:
.
Ey Meri BV
Google Kaur,
Ik sawal pucho 10 jawab
.
Mera puttar,
Facebook Singh.
Ghar diyan galla’n pooray muhallay nu dasda phirda
.
Aay meri Beti
Twitter kaur
sara mohalla enu follow Karda
.
Te mai aan
Smart Phone Singh
Kamman wich Phurtian Par shaam tak battery farigh.

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Altaf aur Zardari sath tehel rahy thay k achanak unko 1 Chiragh mila. Dono lar pary

Funny Zardari sms

Altaf aur Zardari sath tehel rahy thay k achanak unko 1 Chiragh mila. Dono lar pary

Jin nikal k bola:
Asif tumne uthaya pr Altaf ne pehly dekha tha.
Is liye jo 3 Wish tum maango ge, unka Double Altaf ko milega.

Altaf: Thank u jin g

Asif: Mujhe Dollar se bhara Bag do.

Jin: ye lo

Altf: HaHa mjhy 2 mily

Asf: Mujhy Farari do
ALtf: Wah phr se 2

Asif: Ab Jin g, mera 1 Gurda nikal do.

Jin: Ye Lo

Altaf mertay huay:
Zardari tu waqa’ee haraam da ain : geo bhutto kya jawai paya ha

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Ufone pesh krta hy 12 Aney package apne un Jazz sarfeen

Funny sms urdu

Ufone pesh krta hy 12 Aney package apne un Jazz sarfeen k lye jnho ne 1st Jan 1947 se apni Telenor SIM istimal nh ki,
so Abi Warid p100 ka crd chrge kren or Zong se sb keh de
Mazed malumat k lye apne PTCL se dial kre
0900-78601
Qk jahan khwab waha HBL

Is bijle ne tu sb logo ko pagal krdia he shukar hai k me thek hon wese
Eid Mubark.. 😀

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