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A Barber cut the hair of a soldier and refused to take money

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In England…

A Barber cut the hair of a soldier and refused to take money & said: You fight 4 the people , nation , I won’t take money.
Next day he found some flowers & sweets outside his shop.

Then a Doctor came
Barber didn’t take money & said: You help ill people, I won’t take money
Next day he found an expensive cloths outside
his shop

Then a Pakstani came,
Barber didn’t take m0ney & said: u are our visitor,
I won’t take m0ney.
Next day There were 50 Pakistanis outside his shop . . . . . :

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When we see that mama is busy in some work

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Awesome moment
,
When we see
that mama is busy in some work
&
,
There is a bottle of cold drink in fridge
,
We Silently go to the fridge
open the bottle silently
&
,
Suddenly a “fissssssssss”
,
Come out of
bottle
&
,
Mama said
Rkh dy isy
Mehmano k liay hy
,
Then close it imediately
&
Said
Mujhy lga pani hy 😛 😀

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After years of research, Scientists have finally discovered few things

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After years of research, Scientists have finally discovered few things

Q: how much sleep the average person needs?
Ans: the answer is “5 more minutes” 😉

Q: What is a calorie?
A: Calories are the little devils that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter… 😡

Q: Why Facebook is so hit?
A: People are more interested in other’s life than their own 😛

Q: who is The most active person in the world?
A: the One who invented alarm.

Q: who is The laziest person in the world?
A: the One who invented snooze in alarm…