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Funny sms: Behtreen Insan Amal se pehchana jata hy

Funny sms

‘Behtreen Insan Amal se pehchana jata hy,
,
‘Warna Achi Baten to ‘NAWAZ,SHARIF’ ne b bahut ki thi,,,!
‘Yaad hy na ,,,?

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Pathan sms: 1 Pathan Roz Rat Ko Tahajud K Wqt Uthta

Funny Pathan sms

1 Pathan Roz Rat Ko Tahajud K Wqt Uthta Or Allah Se Ro Ro Kr Dua Krta
Ya Allah Mujy Ulad De De.

15 Saal Tak Girgira k Dua Mangta Raha .
Yahan Tak K Ek Din Us Ke Pas Farishta Aya Or Bola:..

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Khan.. To ny ro ro kar arsh hila dia hy, tujhy Khuda Ka Wasta Hai..
.
.Pehly
Shadi to Kr Le… 🙂

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Wapda funny sms: Larka Rishte k Liye Larki k Ghar Gaya,

Wapda funny sms

Larka Rishte k Liye Larki k Ghar Gaya,

Larki k Walid Sb: Beta kiya Naam hai?

Larka: jee Ali!

Walid: Mashallah!
kitna parha hai?

Larka: jee MBA kiya hai.

Walid: Bohat khoob!
kahan rehte ho?

Larka: jee Gulshan_e_Iqbal me.

Walid: Mashallah Mashallah! kiya karte Ho?

Larka: Jee WAPDA me job karta hon!

Walid: Uth Kutay   dya putra Teri waja to kal me Apni Beghum di Shalwar paa k Nikal gaya c ovi puthi hoi..

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Funny sms: Ek Bridge ka Tender nikla.

Funny sms

Ek Bridge ka Tender nikla.
Ek Chinese ne kaha 30 lakh mein bridge bana dunga.

Authorities ne puchha kaise??

Woh bola:
10 lakh mere,
10 lakh ka material,
10 lakh labour ke.

Pakistani bola:
90 lakh mein bana dunga!!

Authorities ne pucha:
Itna mahenga kyon??

Pakistani bola:
30 lakh mere,
30 lakh aapke.

Authorities bole:
Aur bridge kaun banayega??

Pakistani bola:
Bridge Chinese se banwa lein gay…

And
Pakistani got the contract ..:p

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Hindi sms: India k 1 gaon mein 1 cinema khula.

Hindi funny sms

India k 1 gaon mein 1 cinema khula.
Gaon walay watan se mohabt krty they

Is liye Unho nay cinema ka naam rakha

“Gandhi G Ki Dhoti”

Ab jab koi nayi film lagti to us ka poster lagta:

“Gandhi G ki Dhoti me “Spiderman”

“Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

“Kuch Kuch hota hai”

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me “Halchal”

“Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

“PHIR HERA PHERI”

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

“RAAZ”

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

“No Entery”

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

“AAG”

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

“3 Idiots”.

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me “EK THA TIGER”

Dengue Fever: Life Me kitne b Dukh milen

Dengue Fever sms

Life Me kitne b
Dukh milen
Gham milen
apne aansu beh jane dena unhen
rokna mt
Q K

ruke hue pani me hi Dengui  macchar ande deta hai.
Be safe

Shahbaz Sharif:-D

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Rato ko uth kar, Khayalo se ho kar, Yado me kho kar,

Funny Poetry sms

Rato ko uth kar,

Khayalo se ho kar,

Yado me kho kar,

Tumhe kya khabar hy,

huM apne KHUDA se kya mangte h

Virano me ja kr
Daman phela kr
Aansu baha kr

Tumhe kya khabar h

HuM apne KHUDA se kya mangte hen?

Tm to kaho ge,

SANAM mangte hen,
JANAM mangte hen,
tm to kaho ge,
Kisi DIL RUBA ki,
Ksi DIL NASHIN
ki wafa mangte hen,

Ye B ghalat hy
Wo B ghalat hy
huM apne KHUDA se
Sirf

Or sirf

BIJLI ane ki Dua mangte han. 😀
Tawja se parhne ka shukria.

Pathan English k exam me Fail hogaya. Translations ki waja se:

Pathan Funny sms

Pathan English k exam me Fail hogaya.
Translations ki waja se:

1) Wo meri nawasi hai?
(She is my eighty nine)

2) Me ek Aam Admi hun?
(I am a Mango man)

3) Mujhe English Aati hai?
(English comes to me)

4) Mera Ta’lluq Haripur Hazara se hai?
(I belong to Green Pur Thousand)

5) Mera mazaq mat urao?
(Dont fly my joke)

6) Badalta hai rang aasman kaisay kaisay?
(Change the colour sky how how)

Aur akhri translate to tabahi tha:-)

7) Karachi ki Sarak par Goliyan chal rahi hain?
(Tablets are walking on the road of karachi)

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Ek Mirasi rozay nhi rakhta tha.

Jokes sms

Ek Mirasi rozay nhi rakhta tha.
Us k peer ny kaha tum roza rakho main wada karta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.
Us ny roza rakha.
Sara din bari mushkil sy guzara.
Sham ko roza khol kay peer k paas chala gya.
Peer ny kaha mango kya mangtay ho?
Woh hath baandh kr bola peer saaein Sawery EID krwa dyo.!

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