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Pathan sms: 1 Pathan Roz Rat Ko Tahajud K Wqt Uthta

Funny Pathan sms

1 Pathan Roz Rat Ko Tahajud K Wqt Uthta Or Allah Se Ro Ro Kr Dua Krta
Ya Allah Mujy Ulad De De.

15 Saal Tak Girgira k Dua Mangta Raha .
Yahan Tak K Ek Din Us Ke Pas Farishta Aya Or Bola:..

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Khan.. To ny ro ro kar arsh hila dia hy, tujhy Khuda Ka Wasta Hai..
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.Pehly
Shadi to Kr Le… 🙂

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Pathan English k exam me Fail hogaya. Translations ki waja se:

Pathan Funny sms

Pathan English k exam me Fail hogaya.
Translations ki waja se:

1) Wo meri nawasi hai?
(She is my eighty nine)

2) Me ek Aam Admi hun?
(I am a Mango man)

3) Mujhe English Aati hai?
(English comes to me)

4) Mera Ta’lluq Haripur Hazara se hai?
(I belong to Green Pur Thousand)

5) Mera mazaq mat urao?
(Dont fly my joke)

6) Badalta hai rang aasman kaisay kaisay?
(Change the colour sky how how)

Aur akhri translate to tabahi tha:-)

7) Karachi ki Sarak par Goliyan chal rahi hain?
(Tablets are walking on the road of karachi)

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Ek Mirasi rozay nhi rakhta tha.

Jokes sms

Ek Mirasi rozay nhi rakhta tha.
Us k peer ny kaha tum roza rakho main wada karta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.
Us ny roza rakha.
Sara din bari mushkil sy guzara.
Sham ko roza khol kay peer k paas chala gya.
Peer ny kaha mango kya mangtay ho?
Woh hath baandh kr bola peer saaein Sawery EID krwa dyo.!

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Ameer Larkay ny apni grlfrnd sy gift manga

Funny sms

Ameer Larkay ny apni grlfrnd sy gift manga,

Larki ny apni totti hoi joti ka talwa day diya,

Larka wo talwa lay kr sunar k pas gaya or kaha:
‘Ye chandi k box me saja do’

Sunar nay 2 din ka time diya.

2 din baad jab larka leny aya to sunar nay pocha:
‘ye kis buzurg ki jouti ka talwa hai?’

Larka:
‘ye buzurg ka nahi meri girlfriend ki jouti ka talwa hay’

Sunar:
‘begairt pehly Q nahi bataya hum sab ghar walon nay is ko 3,3 dafa dho k piya ha

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NEWS k mutabiq ye bat sabit hui hy,

Funny sms

NEWS k mutabiq ye bat sabit hui hy,
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K
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Larkay Larkiyon se ziyada naik hen,
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Kion
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K
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Jab koi Larka kisi Larki ko dekhta hy,
To
Us ki zuban se foran ye nikalta hy,
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(MASHA’ALLAH)
(SUBHAN’ALLAH)
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Kitni pyari hy,
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Jab k koi Larki kisi Larkey ko dekhti hy,
To kehti hy,
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(Kamina)
(Kutta)
(Zalil)
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Jab dekho ghorta hi rehta hy,
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isi liye Larkon ko ziyada naik Qarar de dia gaya hy.
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<EXPRESS NEWS> har Larki par nazar….

Life me Kbi humari dosti K bare me shak ho

Friendship sms

Life me Kbi humari dosti K bare me shak ho,,,

To Akele me 1 siKa uchalna!!!

Agr head ho to “WE ARE BEST FRIENDS”

Aur tail ho to….
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Palat dena
yaar,,,

AKele me Kon deKhta hai…:D

…Dedicated to My Sweet Friendzzz…..

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1 Sardar ne FootPath ko Rang krne ka theka lia

Funny Sardar sms

1 Sardar ne FootPath ko Rang krne ka theka lia

1st day Us ne 3 Kilo Meter Rang kiya
2nd day 2 KM
Or
3rd day 1 KM..

1 admi ne pucha

Kia baat hy Sardar G?
1st day 3 KM
2nd din 2 KM
3rd din 1 K.M Rang kiya hy,
Is ki wja?

Sardar bola:
PAA G Rang da daba v te wekho kinni door peya æ…..

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