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funny wife sms: Perfect BV

Funny Wife sms

Perfect B.V Na Tang Krti Ha Na Jhot Bolti Ha Na Dokha Deti Ha Na Shak Krti Ha Na pese mangti ha Na shoping pe jati ha Aur Na He ? ? “Is Dunya Me Pai Jati Ha”

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Police: Hamen Ap K Ghar Ki Talashi Leni Hai Pata chala Hai k Ap K

Police Funny sms

Police: Hamen Ap K Ghar Ki Talashi Leni Hai Pata chala Hai k Ap K Ghar Main dhamaka khaiz mawad Hai

Aadmi: Khabar To Pakki Hai Mgr Abhi Wo Maikay Gai Hui Hai.

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Baadshah ne elan karwaya k “shadi shuda mard 2 lines mein khare hon

Jokes sms

Baadshah ne elan karwaya k “shadi shuda mard 2 lines mein khare hon.
1 line mein woh jo B.V se darte hain aur 1 mein woh jo nahin darte.”

Darne walon ki lambi line thi.
Jab k na darne walon ki line mein 1 aadmi tha.

Baadsha ne us se kaha:
Tou aap B.V se nahin darte?

Aadmi ne kaha:
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Pata nahin g!
Mujhe to B.V keh gai hai k is line mein khare rehna
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warna taangein torr doon gi.

Shohr: begam jaldi khana Lagao Bhook Lagi Hy

Insult sms

A public msg 4 All

Shohr: begam jaldi khana  Lagao  Bhook Lagi Hy ~¿~

Begam: Gas Nahi Hy

Shohr:To Hetar Pe paka Lyte
Begam: Bijli Nahi th¿

Shohr: bata Car ki Chabi lo ar Hotel se ly aao
Beta: Papa CNG band hy

Shohr:Mere Sath Bike Pah Chalo
Beta: Papa Doubl Sawari Pe Pabandi hy
ShOhr: mere Mobail se khane ka Order kar du
Beta: Mobile Servise band Hay
Shohr: Had Ho Gai,
Pakistan Me kuch zinda bi Hay
Begam: Han je,

kal bhi Bhutto Zinda Tha
Aaj bhi Bhutto Zinda Hy..¿?

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BV apny shohar say boli

Husband Wife sms

BV apny shohar say boli.
Aj main nay bohat daraona khwab dekha hai.
Main nay dekha k main bohat unchay makan say gir ga’i hu or mera jisam thand ho gaya hai.
Sub log mery pas jama hain. Mery janazy ko Qabristan lay kar ja rahy hain. Jab mujhy Qabar mein lita hi rahy thy to ap ny mujhy jaga diya.
Shohar nay apny sir per hath rakh kar kaha.
Main bhi kitna pagal hu k kis liye tum ko jaga diya.