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Funny Urdu sms

Funny Urdu sms

1 Bacha Apni Maa Se Pitney k Baad

Papa Aap Ne Koi KaLa ilm Seekha hai Kya?

Papa: NAhi Beta

Bacha phir itni Zalim Bala Pakri Kesi;-):-D:-D;-)

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Funny Poetry sms: Arz kiya hai, Aey Sardi itna na itra

Funny Poetry sms

Arz kiya Hai…
Aey sardi
itna na itra…..

Agr,

Himmat Hai To,
June Me a…..:)

wah wah wah
Mehfil loot li Ustad..
Kia Challenge dia he Sardi ko!

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Funny sms: Behtreen Insan Amal se pehchana jata hy

Funny sms

‘Behtreen Insan Amal se pehchana jata hy,
,
‘Warna Achi Baten to ‘NAWAZ,SHARIF’ ne b bahut ki thi,,,!
‘Yaad hy na ,,,?

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Pathan sms: 1 Pathan Roz Rat Ko Tahajud K Wqt Uthta

Funny Pathan sms

1 Pathan Roz Rat Ko Tahajud K Wqt Uthta Or Allah Se Ro Ro Kr Dua Krta
Ya Allah Mujy Ulad De De.

15 Saal Tak Girgira k Dua Mangta Raha .
Yahan Tak K Ek Din Us Ke Pas Farishta Aya Or Bola:..

.

Khan.. To ny ro ro kar arsh hila dia hy, tujhy Khuda Ka Wasta Hai..
.
.Pehly
Shadi to Kr Le… 🙂

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Wapda funny sms: Larka Rishte k Liye Larki k Ghar Gaya,

Wapda funny sms

Larka Rishte k Liye Larki k Ghar Gaya,

Larki k Walid Sb: Beta kiya Naam hai?

Larka: jee Ali!

Walid: Mashallah!
kitna parha hai?

Larka: jee MBA kiya hai.

Walid: Bohat khoob!
kahan rehte ho?

Larka: jee Gulshan_e_Iqbal me.

Walid: Mashallah Mashallah! kiya karte Ho?

Larka: Jee WAPDA me job karta hon!

Walid: Uth Kutay   dya putra Teri waja to kal me Apni Beghum di Shalwar paa k Nikal gaya c ovi puthi hoi..

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Sardar Funny sms: Sardar in intrview Afsar: Tel me opposite of day

Sardar Funny sms

Sardar in intrview

Afsar: Tel me opposite of day

Sardar:Night

Afsar:Cool

Sardar:warm

Afsar:Ugly

Sardar: pichli

Afsr:I said UGLY

Sardar:I said PICHHLI

Afsr:0h my God

Sardar:0h my devil,

Afsr:bus

Sardar: truck

afsr:Get out

Sardar:Come in
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Sardar:I am selected,

Afsar: keep quiet.

Sardar: speak tight.

Afsar: go to hell.

Sardar: come to paradise.

Afsar: nikal jao jahil kahin k.

Sardar: andar aao laiq yahin k

Afsar: police ko bulao.

Sardar: Fauj ko bulao.

Afsar: uffff

Sardar: Tuffff.

Afsar.hurrrr

Sardar. Turrrrrr
kuj v kr le aj tu menu fail nai kr sakda.. 😉 :-D,

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Funny sms: Ek Bridge ka Tender nikla.

Funny sms

Ek Bridge ka Tender nikla.
Ek Chinese ne kaha 30 lakh mein bridge bana dunga.

Authorities ne puchha kaise??

Woh bola:
10 lakh mere,
10 lakh ka material,
10 lakh labour ke.

Pakistani bola:
90 lakh mein bana dunga!!

Authorities ne pucha:
Itna mahenga kyon??

Pakistani bola:
30 lakh mere,
30 lakh aapke.

Authorities bole:
Aur bridge kaun banayega??

Pakistani bola:
Bridge Chinese se banwa lein gay…

And
Pakistani got the contract ..:p

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Hindi sms: India k 1 gaon mein 1 cinema khula.

Hindi funny sms

India k 1 gaon mein 1 cinema khula.
Gaon walay watan se mohabt krty they

Is liye Unho nay cinema ka naam rakha

“Gandhi G Ki Dhoti”

Ab jab koi nayi film lagti to us ka poster lagta:

“Gandhi G ki Dhoti me “Spiderman”

“Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

“Kuch Kuch hota hai”

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me “Halchal”

“Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

“PHIR HERA PHERI”

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

“RAAZ”

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

“No Entery”

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

“AAG”

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

“3 Idiots”.

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me “EK THA TIGER”

Dengue Fever: Life Me kitne b Dukh milen

Dengue Fever sms

Life Me kitne b
Dukh milen
Gham milen
apne aansu beh jane dena unhen
rokna mt
Q K

ruke hue pani me hi Dengui  macchar ande deta hai.
Be safe

Shahbaz Sharif:-D

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