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Aik shadi me Molvi aur Pathan aik sath beath gaye

Funny sms

Aik shadi me Molvi aur Pathan aik sath beath gaye. Chawal k sath Full Roast Murgha bhi rakha giya.
Molvi ne dekha k murgha Pathan ki taraf tha aur chawal Molvi ki taraf…tu us ne Tray ghuma kr murgha apni taraf kar liya..
PATHAN: Yeh kiya kar rahay ho.?

MOLVI: Bewaquf Iski tangain Qiblay ki taraf thin:.

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Love before Marriage

Funny SMS

*Love before Marriage*

Janu…. Tum nahi to main nahi, main nahi to tum nahi… :-*:-*

*Love after Marriage*

Lay fair… Ajj tu nahi ya main nahi.:-@

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Jo shadi ker chuke hein wo Sabar karen

Jokes SMS

1) POLICE MAN
Sab Mujh se darty hyn or me BV se,
2) MOCHI
me Juton ki marammat krta hun or BV meri,
3) TEACHER
Me College me Lecture deta hun or ghar me sirf sunta hun,
4) OFFICER
Me office me BOSS hun or ghar me Nokar
5) JUDGE
Me court me Faislay sunata hun or ghar me khud insaaf ka Talabgar
Faisla Aap K Hath mein hy?
Kunware rho
Khush rho.

No Wife Easy Life.

Note
Jo shadi ker chuke hein wo Sabar karen.
Jin ki nhi hui wo shukar kren….

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