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Aik shadi me Molvi aur Pathan aik sath beath gaye

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Aik shadi me Molvi aur Pathan aik sath beath gaye. Chawal k sath Full Roast Murgha bhi rakha giya.
Molvi ne dekha k murgha Pathan ki taraf tha aur chawal Molvi ki taraf…tu us ne Tray ghuma kr murgha apni taraf kar liya..
PATHAN: Yeh kiya kar rahay ho.?

MOLVI: Bewaquf Iski tangain Qiblay ki taraf thin:.

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Larki : Baba G! Dua kren meri Kisi samajdaar admi sy shadi ho jaye

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Larki : Baba G! Dua kren meri Kisi samajdaar admi sy shadi ho jaye

Baba : Ghar chali ja beti…

Samajdar admi kbi shadi ni krta.
No wife
Happy Life

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Agar apki shadi nahi hui to isi saal kr lena

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Agar apki shadi
nahi hui to
isi saal kr lena
q k
agle saal
kia pata govt. Is k lye
b exam lene ka soch le :-(

“MET” (MARRIAGE ELIGIBILITY TEST)
by NTS :-D

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Dimagh Jisim Ka Sab Se Ehem Hissa Hai.

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Dimagh Jisim Ka Sab Se Ehem Hissa Hai.

Ye 24 Ghante Active Rehta Hai.

Ye Hamari Pedaish Se Le Kr Us Waqt Tak Kaam Krta Hai Jab Tak

“SHADI”Nahi Ho Jati:-D

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Dimagh Jisim Ka Sab Se Ehem Hissa Hai.

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Dimagh Jisim Ka Sab Se Ehem Hissa Hai.

Ye 24 Ghante Active Rehta Hai.

Ye Hamari Pedaish Se Le Kr Us Waqt Tak Kaam Krta Hai Jab Tak

“SHADI”Nahi Ho Jati:-D

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Biwi: Suniye ji, apka Dost Aik Pagal Larki se Shadi kar raha hai

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Biwi: Suniye ji, apka Dost Aik Pagal Larki se Shadi kar raha hai. Aap usy rokte Q nahi?

Husband:

Main Q roku? us ne mujhe roka tha kya mare Shadi kay Waqt

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A Chinese couple Mr. and Miss Hua got twins without marriage

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Chinese Couple:
A Chinese couple Mr. and Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they name them? They named them as “Jo-Hua”, “So-Hua”

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Husband: Hypnotize karna kaya hota hy?

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Husband: Hypnotize karna kaya hota hy?

Wife: kisi ko apny control mein kr k apni marzi k kaam karwana.

Husband: chal Jhooti usy to “Shadi” kehty hain.

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Love Marriage: Raat k waqt shohar

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Love Marriage:
Raat k waqt shohar:
Paani Pelao
Bivi paani lenay gae,
Shohar ko neend aa gae
Bivi Saari raat paani ka glass pakray khari rahi
Subah shohar ki aankh khuli to dekh kr bohat khus hova aur bola!
Maango kaya maangti ho?
Bivi: Kanjra! Talaaq De.

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Interesting lines from a Husband’s diary

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**Interesting lines**
“From a Husband’s diary”

” Now I always watch my wedding video in reverse mode & I love the end when she takes the ring off, goes out, jumps in the car & returns back to her father’s home :p”

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sadqa dainy sy sab balain tal jati hain

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sadqa dainy sy sab balain tal jati hain

Siwaye,…
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us bala k jo nikah mein ap k galy parti hy

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Dulha: Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Larkiyon K Sath Chakar chala chuka Hoon

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Dulha: Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Larkiyon K Sath Chakar chala chuka Hoon

Dulhan: Mujhe Pata Tha K Jab Hamaray Sitaray Miltay Hain To Kartoot Bhi Zaror Milty Hongay
*-.-*

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Love before Marriage

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*Love before Marriage*

Janu…. Tum nahi to main nahi, main nahi to tum nahi… :-*:-*

*Love after Marriage*

Lay fair… Ajj tu nahi ya main nahi.:-@

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Jo shadi ker chuke hein wo Sabar karen

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1) POLICE MAN
Sab Mujh se darty hyn or me BV se,
2) MOCHI
me Juton ki marammat krta hun or BV meri,
3) TEACHER
Me College me Lecture deta hun or ghar me sirf sunta hun,
4) OFFICER
Me office me BOSS hun or ghar me Nokar
5) JUDGE
Me court me Faislay sunata hun or ghar me khud insaaf ka Talabgar
Faisla Aap K Hath mein hy?
Kunware rho
Khush rho.

No Wife Easy Life.

Note
Jo shadi ker chuke hein wo Sabar karen.
Jin ki nhi hui wo shukar kren….

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