Love, Anniversary, Friendship, Quotes, Exam, Miss You, Good Morning, Questions sms

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1 ameer larki ko exam me garib Family pr mazmun likhne ko kaha gya!

Exam sms

1 ameer larki ko exam me garib Family pr mazmun likhne ko kaha gya!

Mazmun:
1 garib khandan tha,Bap garib,maa garib,bachy garib!
Ghar me 4 nokar the wo b garib
Car b tuti phuti B.M.W thi!
Bachon k pas purane iPhone thy!
Ghar me 4 2nd hand AC the!
Sara Khandan bari mushkil se aish kar raha tha...:-D

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Student: Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,Math men Q Nhi?

Students Teacher sms

Student:
Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,Math men Q Nhi?

Sir:
Zyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hoja Warna 5,7 dhar dunga 6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir ajynge!
studnt:sir g urdu,english hi theek hy
math waqai bakwas subject hy:

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Dukhi teacher ka gham Ghum-e-zindagi sunaon?

School College sms

Dukhi teacher ka gham
Ghum-e-zindagi sunaon?
Mera school khul rha hai

Me khushi kahan se laun mera school khul rha hai

Tumhe ye gila hai ke mizaj kiu hai barham

Kaho kese muskuraun
mera school khul raha ha

Tumhy eid ki khushi hai
muje yad hy wo lekin

Me ye kese bhool jaun mera school khul raha hai

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Boy:sir G Ramzan ma to shetan es dunya se chla jata hy

Jokes sms

Boy:sir G Ramzan ma to shetan es dunya se chla jata hy
Magar
Log phir b gunah krty ha Q?
Sir:beta wo chutiyon ka kam de k jata hy:).

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1 din boht se Professors ko 1 Jahaz me bethaya gya,

Student Teacher sms

LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE.

1 din boht se Professors ko 1 Jahaz me bethaya gya,
Jb sb jahaz me beth gay to unko bataya gya k ye jahaz ap logon k students ne banaya hy,
Ye sun kr sb bhag kr jahaz se nikal gay siwae 1 k jo bohot pursukoon bethe thay.

Is pr un sahib se waja pochi gai to unhon ne jawab dia k agar ye jahaz waqai mere students ne hi banaya hy to phir mjhe yaqen h
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K YE START HI NAHI HO GA..

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Wo teacher tha, magar us ki samaj aai na thi

Urdu Poetry sms

Wo teacher tha, magar us ki samaj aai na thi
k "time pass" ka aalam raha,Parhai na thi
k theoriyaan thi,concept they,laws b they magar
parhaanay walay mein sb kuch tha,bs parhai na thi
doraan e lecture us k hath mein thi aik qalam
qalam b wo jo board pr kbi chalai na thi
kisay lataar rha tha wo dant'ta hua pal
ye dant sb ne suni sharam magar aai na thi
kbi ye haal k sotay huay guzra lectr
k neend itni gehri is se pehle aai na thi

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Question: Define LOVE & explain in detail? (10 marks)

Exam sms

Question: Define LOVE & explain in detail? (10 marks)

MBA Student's Ans: Love is life. (marks 2/10)
Engineering Student's Ans: Love is pain. (marks 2/10)

Psychology Student's Ans:
Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of one or both depending on the resistance associated.

TYPES:
1 sided &
2 sided

AGE:
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age.

SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction

DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile

TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE Therapy by Father's Shoe
or
Mother's Sandle.
(marks 10/10):-D

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1 Ameer Lrki Ko School My Gharib Khandan pe Essay Likne Ko Kaha Gya

Exam sms

1 Ameer Lrki Ko School My Gharib Khandan pe Essay Likne Ko Kaha Gya
ESSAY:
"1 Gharib Khandan tha baap Gharib Maa Gharib
Bachay Garib khandan ma 4 Nokar thy
Wo bi Gharib
Car b Tooti Hui BMW thi
Un ka Garib Driver Bchon ko usi Tooti Car ma School Chor Kay Ata tha
Bachon k pas Purane N97 Mobile thy.
Bachay Hafte me sirf 3 bar Hi Kfc ma Khana khatay thy
Ghar m sirf 4 2nd Hand A.C thy
Sara khandan Bari Mushkil se Aish kr rha tha...;)

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How to kill an Ant?

Student sms

Q: How to kill an Ant? Asked in exam for 15 marks? Student: ...... Mix Chilli powder with sugar & keep it outside the Ant's HOle. After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank, Push ant in to it. Now ant will go to dry itself near fire. When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire. Then admit wounded ant in ICU. Remove Oxygen mask from it's mouth & kill the ant. Moral: Don't play with student they can do any thing for 15 marks.

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Mom: Son, get up its time to go to College.

Student Teacher sms

Mom: Son, get up its time to go to College.

Son: No ma. I dont want to go to College.

Mom: Give me 2 reason why dont u want to go to college.

Son:  1. All students hate me.
2. All staff hates me.

Mom: Ooh! Thats not a reason. Come on.U must go to college.

Son: Give me 2 reasons why i should go 2 college.

Mom: 1. U are 47 years old.
2. U are the Principal of the college...

Moral:
Sirf bachon ka he dil nhe krta chutti krnay ko :)

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Teachr student sae: khali jaga pur karo,

School college sms

Teachr student sae:
khali jaga pur karo,

900 choohe kha kar Billi __chali..

Stdnt: 900 choohe kha kar Billi Slow Slow chali.

Teachr (Ghusse se): kharay ho jao mazak krte ho btamiz

Student: yeh b maine apka dil rkhne k lia keh dia warna 900 chohey kha k bili chal to kya hil b nae skti.

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Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hy k kuch aesa ho jaye..:-):-)

School College SMS

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hy k kuch aesa ho jaye..:-):-)
Papers hon magr result na aye;-)
Classes hon magar teachers na ayen, :-D
Bus mein bethain college na aye:-)
Picnic per jain magar wapis na ayen :p
Gaari chalaen magar CNG na dalwain D-)
Kabi kabi parhein magar pass ho jaeen ;-)
Hafty mein 4 din hoon taky sunday jaldi jaldi aye :-D
Sub dost Treat datey rhein or hamari bari kabhi na aaey :-P;-)B-)
Dedicated to All Students

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Jin Student sy Kia Hukam hy mere aqa

School College SMS

Jin Student sy

Kia Hukam hy mere aqa

Student

mere lye English mei 95% number ka intezam kro

Jin

Aqa Hukam kro Bakwas te na kro

Meri te apni english vich supply I c.

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How many planets are there?

Funny SMS

Teacher to student:

How many planets are there?

Student: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars...

Teacher: Aur Sunao?

Student: Bus Fit faat..

Aap Sunain?

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The only thing We Learn in School,college,

School College SMS

The only thing We Learn in School,college, University during Serious Lectures Is....
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Typing Message Without Looking At The Cell Phone...!:p;)

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